This is another story I told my girlfriend before going to sleep. Nighty, night!
Once upon a time, there was a frog who wanted to be a prince. So he hopped out of his murky pond and travelled far in search of a castle befitting royalty.
After many weeks, he arrived at a castle. It was magnificent. He leapt inside, past the scary guards.
There he saw a dashing and noble king. Excited the frog went up to the king and said, “Ribbit.”
The king freaked out. He stomped on the frog with his heavy boot, making him flat as a pancake. The frog died.